we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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