thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
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Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
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He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.