you traded sex for a burrito?
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
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I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
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She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say