youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
this is jacob
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
operation harelip BJ is a go
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Dating After Heartbreak
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
These Images Prove Chrissy Teigen is the Funniest Model Alive
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society