Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
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I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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