Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize
