I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
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Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
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Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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