"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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