FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
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The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
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I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night