bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
17 People Reveal The Reasons Behind Their Foot Fetish
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line