Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
she smelled like a LAN party
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
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She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
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I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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