Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Do vagina's smell?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.