Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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