I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
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Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
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I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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