FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
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Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
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Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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