I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
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my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
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Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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