Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
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That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
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My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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