Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
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She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
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Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
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