i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
if i can run in heels then i can drive
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
lets start a swedish sibling band together
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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