so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
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Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
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I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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