I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
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