so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
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There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
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Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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