Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
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What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
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And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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