so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
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I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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