I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
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So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
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omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
We're too hungover to prance.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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