It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
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My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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