so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
worst night to have a conscience
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i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
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It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Pants are for mortals
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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