Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
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She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
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I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Why did my mother make you get naked?
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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