She's JV to your varsity
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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