For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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