is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
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It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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