i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
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She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
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My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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