She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
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i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
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I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
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