And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
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They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
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Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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