he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
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She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
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Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
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