I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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