I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.