i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...