I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
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