the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
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I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
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Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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