Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
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Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
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Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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