so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
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Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
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I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
My dick has a subreddit
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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