The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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