I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
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Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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