Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
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Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
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You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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