i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
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I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
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He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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