So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY