Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
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is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
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my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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