I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
