my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
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Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
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I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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