where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
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Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
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I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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