just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
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She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
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So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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