i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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