Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
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What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
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I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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