Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
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I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
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We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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