Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
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I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
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You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.