I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
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i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?