he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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